TRADITIONAL    NOW THE WIDOW LIVED BY THE STRAND   FOR FORTY YEARS WITHOUT A MAN   SHE DANCED AROUND AND SHE WAVED HER FAN   AND SET HER EYES ON ME UNCLE DAN      CHORUS:   SHE CAN DANCE TO THE FLUTE,DANCE TOTHE FIDDLE   SHE'S AS NEAT AROUND THE WAIST AS A COW AROUND THE MIDDLE   LET HER GO LET HER GO, YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER   THERE'S A LOT OF PRETTY WOMEN AT THE HEAD OF GRAND RIVER      NOW HE WOULD NOT LISTEN TO MY ADVICE   SO HE MARRIED HERE THERE ON A WINTRY NIGHT   SHE ATE ALL THE GRUB AT THE PARTY FAIR   AND DRANK EVERY MAN CLEAN UNDER HIS CHAIR      CHORUS      NOW WHEN HE GOT HOME ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT   ME UNCLE DAN GOT A HELL OF A FRIGHT   SHE HUNG ONE LEG UPON THE WALL   DOWN ON HTE FLOOR HER TEETH DID FALL   ONE GLASS EYE, OFF CAME HER HAIR   AND DOWN THE ROAD ME UNCLE DAN DID TEAR      CHORUS      NOW THEY CLAIM HE RAN TO FRANCE OR SPAIN   AND HE SENT A LETTER HOME TO HER SAYING   DARLING IF YOU EVER NEED ANOTHER MAN   YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT,"LOVE UNCLE DAN"      CHORUS