I went to church on Sunday, I swung my chariot low   Reached up to kiss the deacon, he said "You'd better go"   Trouble, I'm in trouble with him   Trouble's where I'm going   Trouble's the only place I've ever been      Let's buy a watermelon, swallow all the seeds   Forget what Mama told us, do everything we please   Trouble, trouble again   Trouble's where we're going   Trouble's the only place we've ever been      Let's pour a little whiskey, drink a little gin   Listen to Merle Haggard like he's loving me again   Trouble, I'm even in trouble with him   Trouble's where I'm going   Trouble's the only place I've ever been      Let's turn off the TV, I'm tired of CNN   Let's throw a little party, invite some sinners in   Trouble, trouble again   Trouble's where we're going   Trouble's the only place we've ever been      I'll paint your toenails baby, you paint my toenails too   We'll take a walk down Main Street and watch what people do   Trouble, let's get in trouble with them   Trouble's where we're going   Trouble's the only place we've ever been      There's people building prisons for people like you and me   Some people just can't stand people like us being free   Trouble, what's trouble with them   Trouble's where we're heading   Trouble's the only place we've ever been      Sooner or later, darling, everybody's gotta go   Let's you and me leave early, get a seat on the first row   Trouble, trouble again   Trouble's where we're going   Trouble's the only place we've ever been