So I'm walking down the road   No one else will take my load, so I will   Everyone is laughing, baby.   And everyone is patting their own backs      But every stone and every stick   And every bone and every half-hearted   But at least half-attempted half-truth   Will come back to stand with you when you're alone      There is one thing I forgot to tell you   There is one thing I forgot to say   But if I have the guts to say it   I'm afraid the place where we go to get lost, would get lost      And so I'm walking down the road, I'm crying baby   I walked all the way to Whitby, people honk at me   I shake my fist, sometimes give them the finger   I don't know why I always lie to you      Barkis always tells the truth   Barkis never lies   Barkis is always willing   Will you marry me awhile?