Oh, charlie, don't dance dance dance   Your head's in a whirl   In a blind romance   Oh charlie, look away look away   Do you believe what the good doctor says      Now there's rumors in the city that the banks might close   Close for a long holiday   And the papers are full of a new meltdown   Hold your breath, for the winds are all change      Oh, no, charlie dance dance   Oh, go, charlie dance dance   Oh, charlie dance dance      The minister says, put your hands on your head   Try and breath through your nose   Flat on the floor, bum in the air   Let's all do the death throes   Don't drink the milk, but the water is fine   The cows got caught in the rain   Charlie, believe what the government says   They don't moo anymore, but I'm sure they're not dead   Don't chew anymore, but I'm sure they're not dead      Oh, go charlie dance dance   Oh, no charlie dance dance