Well, I walked in to one of my old haunts   It used to be a honky-tonk heaven   Some old slicker done bought the place   An' lit it up like a 7-11      Yes, they fired the band that used to play   'Okie From Muskogee'   An' hired some dude with his hat on back'ards   Singin' hip hop and karaoke      Should'a know it was gonna happen   Bein' this close town   Oh, but I know a beer joint back in the woods   That them city folks still ain't found      You make a right at the stomp with the barbed wire in it   Where the old church used to be   Then a mile mad curve on the gravel   Gonna throw you right off the road into Choctaw Creek      There's a one-lane bridge, just keep it in the middle   Pretty soon that road's gonna end   Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler   Y'all come back again, mmm      We got ice-cold beer an' chicken an' ribs   Cookin' on the grill out back   Three plays for a quarter on the jukebox in the corner   An' it's full of Hank Haggard an' Cash      They got a long-legged waitress wearin' cut-off jeans   She's quick to take your order   Better leave her a tip but don't give her no lip, y'all   That girl is Ray Ray's daughter      They'll make you feel like family   An' everybody is your friend   But there's been folks messed up down there   That ain't never been seen again      You make a right at the stomp with the barbed wire in it   Where the old church used to be   Where the mile mad curve on the gravel   Gonna throw you right off the road into Choctaw Creek      There's a one-lane bridge, just keep it in the middle   Pretty soon that road's gonna end   Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler   Y'all come back again      Yeah, you make a right at the stomp with the barbed wire in it   Where the old church used to be   Where the mile mad curve on the gravel   Gonna throw you right off the road into Choctaw Creek      There's a one-lane bridge, just keep it in the middle   Pretty soon that road gonna end   Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler   Y'all come back again      Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler   Y'all come back again   Ah, don't be scared   Nice place, mmm