Well, my good buddy John likes to tie one on   And get drunk on Friday nights   And he?s just fine till the beer and shine combine   Then he?s Jekyll and Hyde      Starts cussin? ?bout his boss and the job he lost   And what he?d like to say to him   Then he reaches for his cell says what the hell   And that?s when I step in and I say      Friends don?t let their friends drink and dial   Don?t let their fingers do the walkin? when they?re whiskey wild   ?Cause they?re gonna wake up in the morning   With a poundin? in their heads      And they?re gonna wish to God   They could take back all the things they said   So when you see your buddy reachin? for the phone   Say friend wait awhile ?cause friends don?t let their friends drink and dial      Well, my sister Diane lost her man   To her best old ex-girlfriend   Now the only time he crosses her mind   Is when the margaritas set in      She?ll start thinkin? ?bout his blue eyes winkin?   And how he used to rock her world   She steps out in the hall to make booty call   And I say hold on girl because      Friends don?t let their friends drink and dial   Don?t let their fingers do the walkin? when they?re whiskey wild   ?Cause they?re gonna wake up in the morning   With a poundin? in their heads      And they?re gonna wish to God   They could take back all the things they said   So when you see your buddy reachin? for the phone   Say friend wait awhile ?cause friends don?t let their friends drink and dial      It ain?t ever been a good idea   To reach out and touch someone   When you?re flying high half outta of your mind   Blowin? a .21 and I say      Friends don?t let their friends drink and dial   Don?t let their fingers do the walkin? when they?re whiskey wild   ?Cause they?re gonna wake up in the morning   With a poundin? in their heads      And they?re gonna wish to God   They could take back all the things they said   So when you see your buddy reachin? for the phone   Say friend wait awhile ?cause friends don?t let their friends drink and dial   You know friends don?t let their friends drink and dial