Hey now darlin', you thought it was all fun and games   Runnin' 'round, telling everyone why we're not together   I guess you just had to feel important   And I'm sure you thought I was just gonna sit back and take it on the chin   But honey, I'm a songwriter   And that darling is where you end and this song begins      [Chorus:]   I found someone new who treats me better   She don't bitch about things we ain't got   When I sing this tune it don't upset her   She's half your age and twice as hot      Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes   Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows   She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know      [Chorus] yee haw!yeah!.. [Chorus]      Oh she don't start trouble cuz she dont need drama   She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my momma   I'm her big poppa an she's my little rock n roll      [Chorus]      She's half your age and twice as hot   She's half your age and twice as hot