Dirty belly of a secret town   Cheap trick hookers that are hangin' out at the bar   Near the Greyhound station   And the bare-chested boys are going down   On every thing that the momma believes   Pack of smokes and a little bump of cocaine   Help you feel not so strange      Said old Pa, "She don't get off   Unless somebody's standing near her   And she'll shine once she's crossed the line   'Cause all tied to a chair"   I said, "Lay it now on the ground   Throw in a white noise sound   Like a tranny on a ten"      All the bubbas got their heads in a nod   They don't know what they love or deserve to get   Chances are they're [Incomprehensible] in a slab   Doesn't even know which fish that he like to bite tonight   Ah, tonight, tonight, tonight   Ah, maybe tonight      Said old Pa, "She don't get off   Unless somebody's standing near her   And she'll shine once she's crossed the line   Hands all tied to a chair"   I said, "Lay it now on the ground   Throw in a white noise sound   Like a tranny on a ten"      Comes home on call, ain't now that peace?   Fingers in the dirt, spitting out his teeth   Spitting out his teeth      Comes home on call, ain't now that peace?   Fingers in the dirt, and he's out spitting all his teeth   Spitting out      Said Pa, "She don't get off   Unless somebody's standing near   And she'll shine once she's crossed the line   Hands all tied to a chair"   I said, "Lay it now on the ground   Throw in a white noise sound   Like a tranny on a ten"      I said, "Lay it now on the ground   Throw in a white noise sound   Like a tranny on a ten"   ...