Marlyn without a Joe D'maggio   Oh where'd that horse and carriage go?   In the castle I'll build for you   On an island meant just for two      What if people stuck around?   What if all that's lost was found?   What if I could be   The only one that she'd ever dream of?      If I were some movie star   With some big expensive car   At some big first night premiere   With Ben Affleck and Richard Gere      Would you give me just one look   If I wrote some obscure book?   Would you give me just one chance   In some other circumstance?      Someone like me deserves someone like you      Marlyn without a Joe D'maggio   Oh where'd that horse and carriage go?   In the castle I'll build for you   On an island meant just for two      What if people stuck around?   What if all that's lost was found?   What if I could be   The only one that she'd ever dream of?      If I was the great Houdini   Granting wishes like a genie   If I were some big tough guy   Who went to Mars and made you cry      Told you lies because they say   Nice guys will lose anyway   In some other circumstance   Would you give me just one chance?      Someone like me deserves someone like you      Marlyn without a Joe D'maggio   Oh where'd that horse and carriage go?   In the castle I'll build for you   On an island meant just for two      What if people stuck around?   What if all that's lost was found?   What if I could be   The only one that she'd ever dream of?      What if I, what if I was the only one?      If I were a super hero   A good fella like De'niro   If I could face all my fears   Dated girls like Britney Spears      Wore black leather on a Harley   In Jamaica like Bob Marley   In some other circumstance   Would you give me just one chance?      Marlyn without a Joe D'maggio   Oh where'd that horse and carriage go?   In the castle I'll build for you   On an island meant just for two      What if people stuck around?   What if all that's lost was found?   What if I could be   The only one that she'd ever dream of?      Marlyn without a Joe D'maggio   Oh where'd that horse and carriage go?   In the castle I'll build for you   On an island meant just for two      What if people stuck around?   What if all that's lost was found?   What if I could be   The only one that she'd ever dream of?