Well, Mamma was exhausted after she had me   Took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me   Doctor turned to Mamma and he shook his head   Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said   "This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell   Ooh, brr, Mamma, he's a double XL"      By the second grade, I was five foot two   Fifth grade, I was wearin' a size 12 shoe   Eighth grade, I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall   And the coaches had me playin' High School football   Uncle Roy said, "Boy, you'll make the NFL   Ooh, brr, son you're a double XL"      Double XL, double XL   Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell   Double XL, double XL   I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held   Ooh, brr, baby, I'm a double XL, hey      Here we go   Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida   Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California   A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold   They want a real man with meat on his bones   I'll yank their Yankees, ring their southern bells   They say, "Ooh, brr, we love a double XL"      Double XL, double XL   Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell   Double XL, double XL   I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held   Ooh, brr, baby I'm a double XL      Double XL solo      Well, double XL, double XL   Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell   Double XL, double XL   I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held   Ooh, brr, baby I'm a double XL      Well if you have any doubts, come see for yourself   Why all the girls love a double XL   Ooh, brr, yeah I'm a double XL      Yeah, oh   Triple XL too