Hello old friend, aww, this is so like you   To drop back in, well, you were right on time.   How have I been? Well, that can of worms ain't worth   opening, Leave it at "fine," just fine   Ooo oo oo ooo ahhhh, I'm just fine      So how 'bout you? Yeah, how 'bout those big dreams?   Did some come true according to plan?   Are you married yet? Huh, I thought you would be by now   I forget, what was her name, ahhh, what was her name?   Ooo oo oo ooo ahhhh, good old what's-her-name      And is it me you want, or are you just lonely, well aren't we all   And I like the way you sound straight out of lost and found   Glad you called      Well, you made me smile, hell I laughed right out loud   And it's been a while, and it feels real good   You know what I'd wish, were I the wishing kind?   That you'd take a trip down to my neighborhood, ahhhh, my neighborhood   Ooo oo oo ooo, yeah, come on down to my neighborhood      And is it me you want, or are you just lonely, well aren't we all   And I like the way you sound straight out of lost and found   Glad you called      Hello old friend