I took the Polaroid down in my room   I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend   It's not as if I don't like you   It just makes me sad whenever I see it      'Coz I like to be gone most of the time   And you like to be home most of the time   If I stay in one place I lose my mind   I'm a pretty impossible lady to be with      Joey never met a bike that he didn't wanna ride   And I never met a Toby that I didn't like   Scotty liked all of the books that I recommended   Even if he didn't, I wouldn't be offended      I had a dream that I had to drive to Madison   To deliver a painting for some silly reason   I took a wrong turn and ended up in Michigan   A pallbearer aboard took me to the giant tire swing      Gave me a push and he started singing   I sang along while I was swinging   The sound of our voices made us forget everything   That had ever hurt our feelings      Joey never met a bike that he didn't wanna ride   And I never met a Toby that I didn't like   Scotty liked all of the books that I recommended   Even if he didn't, I wouldn't be offended      Now I'm home for less than twenty four hours   That's hardly time to take a shower   Hug my family and take your picture off the wall   Check my email, write a song and make a few phone calls      Before it's time to leave again   I got one hand on the steering wheel, one waving out the window   If I'm a spinster for the rest of my life   My arms will keep me warm on cold and lonely nights      Joey never met a bike that he didn't wanna ride   And I never met a Toby that I didn't like   Scotty liked all of the books that I recommended   Even if he didn't, I wouldn't be offended