Kung Fu do what you do to me   I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy   Full on, I moved to Hong Kong   With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong      I think it's strange   He's friends with Fu Manchu   And he thinks he knows you   Uh uh uh uh uh oh   Oh Daniel San made in Tailand   Come on Jackie Chan   Uh uh uh uh uh oh      Last night Jackie Chan came around   I played pool with him and we hung out   Mr. Miagi and the X-men   Called in for a while as well      I think it's strange   He's friends with Fu Manchu   And he thinks he knows you   Uh uh uh uh uh oh   Oh Daniel San made in Tailand   Come on Jackie Chan   Uh uh uh uh uh oh      Gary Glitter!   Scooby Doo!   Rock McMurray!   And last but not least   Ladies and gentleman   I give you...   JOHNNY WONG!      Kung Fu do what you do to me   I can't live without my Kung Fu movies   'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road'   My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed      Oh I think it's strange   He's friends with Fu Manchu   And he thinks he knows you   Uh uh uh uh uh oh   Oh Daniel San made in Tailand   Come on Jackie Chan   Uh uh uh uh uh oh      I think it's strange   He's friends with Fu Manchu   And he's in love with you   Uh uh uh uh uh oh   Oh Daniel San made in Tailand   Come on Jackie Chan   Uh uh uh uh uh oh