Who's that boy with the honey face,   Looks like he should be sedated   He's all smash and grab in his Adidas tags,   Wound up and agitated and I bet he's not a real punk boy   Bet he's not a real punk boy,   Bet he's not a real punk boy!      Does your heart go boom when he walks in the room   Do rain clouds scatter and fall   Do you feel yourself sigh when he passes you by   Or do you grow a hundred feet tall   D'you go bang shang alang, every time you see him   D'you go bang shang alang, every time you're near him   D'you go bang shang alang, every time you hear him   If you don't he's not a real punk boy   If you don't he's not a real punk boy   If you don't he's not a real punk boy at all!      Who's that boy with the ocean green eyes,   In Rough Trade every Saturday   Don't he look cute in his Eighties track suit   I wish I hadn't thrown mine away   And I bet he's not a real punk boy   Bet he's not a real punk boy,   Bet he's not a real punk boy!      Do stars explode when he walks you home   On a cool and clear evening   D'you wanna put him on like your favourite song   Or never wanna hear him   D'you go bang shang alang, every time you see him   D'you go bang shang alang, every time you're near him   D'you go bang shang alang, every time you hear him   If you don't he's not a real punk boy   If you don't he's not a real punk boy   If you don't he's not a real punk boy at all!