Maureen, maureen,   I shot a doctor last night on the airplane   Well, they said he wouldn't hurt us   But he got me real nervous and mean   He was fat and he stank   And God knows that he drank more than we do   So I shot him in the first class   Then I bailed out and ran home to you      Chorus:   But you don't believe me   I could tell by your smile   Honey, why don't you leave me   Get lost for awhile, maureen.      Maureen, maureen,   There's a hole in between where we come from   And the things that I'm thinking   Ain't necessary the things that I say   I may have lied to myself   But I tried to tell God how I love you   But even he don't answer   His phone anymore when I pray      Maureen, maureen,   I shot a doctor last night on the airplane   Well, they said he wouldn't hurt us   But he got me real nervous and mean   Real nervous and mean