Tell the boys in the back   Danny's crashed his cadillac   He ain't hurt anybody   At least he wasn't drinking   He was just outside Detriot   You know those roads they are all broke   You cant get anyplace   There aint no point in driving   He's flying in today   He's been all around the usa   He's seen every state at least twice   He's gonna break the news   That his ladies runnin' loose   Yea its getting around   I gotta tell him the truth   But I dont wanna do it   Don't wanna bring him down   Cause being down with some Jersey clowns   Can almost drive you insane   What a shame he's been away   Cause he's worked so hard to pay those bills   He's got two kids from his marraige before   And I wonder what makes him stay   You know it ain't the first time    She's played him like this a thousand times   It won't be the last   He's gonna break the news   That his ladies runnin' loose   Yea its getting around   I gotta tell him the truth   But I dont wanna do it   Don't wanna bring him down   Cause being down with some Jersey clowns   Can almost drive you insane   Tell the boys in the back   You've got some room for Dan   I'm sure he'd be greatful   He's coming home today   He's gonna break the news   That his ladies runnin' loose   Yea its getting around   I gotta tell him the truth   But I dont wanna do it   Don't wanna bring him down   Cause being down with some Jersey clowns   Can almost drive you insane   Being down with some jersey clowns   Can almost drive you insane   Insane