You just got, got what it takes   Got that X factor   I suppose I have      I met a girl at a party   She said she liked Technotronic   I said, ?Are you for real??   She said, ?No, I'm being post ironic?   That's right      I went to a bar called 'Jaguar Shoes'   I danced around and drank too much booze   Got into a cab with a girl   And puked on her shoes      Can somebody tell me   If that's fuckin' cool or what, or what?   Come on just dance      Yeah, I've got a cool friend   She's a photographer   I'd really like to make it with her   But I can't 'coz she's gay, that's right      Can someone please tell me   Like what is cooler   The breakfast club or [Incomprehensible]?      Well, they try to be cool   But I'm the coolest, yeah, that's right   You could use this as a documentary   Of what cool is, cool is   Yo, come on, information