Come down sit right here its OK   And my words are spoken slurred every single day   Sure to find some comfort, up against the hallway wall   I know I could, never have it all   Reaching the next level under   Drinking starts this reflex, so I dial your number   But the phone was out of order   Last call was made at 2 AM   Some how when it's broken   Its always there to mend     [chorus]  Stumble don't rumble   Cuase you might get killed   Sip but don't tip   Cause your beer you might spill   Think what you feel   Cause your feelings don't think   Here at the office,   We know just one drink     And I've been living at this address all week   Attractive cause my hair is dull   And my clothes are starting to reek   So when I'm to involved   With the problems I can't solve   Wrap my finger around the original quality.