"A.M." by Psychefunkapus  Woke up this mornin', I couldn't find the doorknob  I tripped over the bedpost and I hit my head  I got a revelation, it struck me as funny  My baby wasn't near me, and neither was my money!   Is this what I live for?   Cheap thrills and deceit   but what the HELL is that smell?   I think I'll go brush my teeth!  I feel a little moisture in between my Jockeys  I jump into the shower and I cleanse myself  I feel a little hungry, so I eat a bowl of cornflakes  I turn on the network, oh shit! There's been another earthquake!!   Is this what I live for?   To go down with the ship?   It's almost time for the Jetsons   I think I'll go smoke that ...   Sally wants to be a rich girl   She wants a part on TV   Sally wants to be a rich girl   she don't want to depend on me  But I gave her all my love and I gave her all my time  And ever since she walked out the door the girl is always on my mind  I never had enough to buy her pearls or even diamond rings  I never had any money to buy her any of those things     I need the money   To make her happy   I need the money   To make her mine   I need the money   To make her happy   I need the money   To make her mine   Sally wants to be a rich girl   she don't want to depend on me   Sally wants to be a rich girl  When the earth stopped shakin' I heard the doorbell ringin'  I looked out through the peephole and it was only the mailman  He wants to give me a letter, it wasn't very funny  My rich uncle just croaked, but he left me all that money!   Is this what I live for?   To live life like a king?   Hey - that might be Sally on the phone right now -   I think I'll just let it ring!!  Oh Mighty Jesus!   Sally girl was walkin' down the street without a care   walkin' home with any guy she meets anywhere   Besides, your little game really wasn't very clever   next time, Sally, you should think it out better!  Oh honey!  All that money!  Oh honey!  All that money!  I'm rich!  I'm rich!  I'm rich, ain't that a bitch!