I wish I had a Sylvia Plath   Busted tooth and a smile   And cigarette ashes in her drink   The kind that goes out and then sleeps for a week   The kind that goes out on her   To give me a reason, for well, I dunno     And maybe she'd take me to France   Or maybe to Spain and she'd ask me to dance   In a mansion on the top of a hill   She'd ash on the carpets   And slip me a pill   Then she'd get pretty loaded on gin   And maybe she'd give me a bath   How I wish I had a Sylvia Plath     And she and I would sleep on a boat   And swim in the sea without clothes   With rain falling fast on the sea   While she was swimming away, she'd be winking at me   Telling me it would all be okay   Out on the horizon and fading away   And I'd swim to the boat and I'd laugh   I gotta get me a Sylvia Plath     And maybe she'd take me to France   Or maybe to Spain and she'd ask me to dance   In a mansion on the top of a hill   She'd ash on the carpets   And slip me a pill   Then she'd get pretty loaded on gin   And maybe she'd give me a bath   How I wish I had a Sylvia Plath   I wish I had a Sylvia Plath