I will never be as cute as you, according to the board of human relations  I will never fly as high as you, according to the board of public citations    These are just the rules and regulations  Of the birds, and the bees  The earth, and the trees,  Not to mention the gods, not to mention the gods    All my little life I've wanted to roam  Even if it was just inside my own home  Then one little day I chanced to look back  Saw you sittin' there, being a sad culprit    These are just the rules and regulations  Of the birds, and the bees  The earth, and the trees,  Not to mention the gods, not to mention the gods    These are just the rules and regulations  Yeah, these are just the rules and regulations  And I like every one, yes I like every one  Must follow them