IUPD by the N.IDs from the 1987  release "Music to Detassle Corn By"  lyrics by Dave Peters  Chorus:  I wanna be IUPD, give people tickets for parking legally.  I wanna be IUPD, spend my life on the parking lot beat.  I wanna be IUPD!  They've got Walkie-Talkies, they've got blue suits  They're packing their rods and they're ready to shoot  As far as the police, they're the tops  An entire force of Rent-A-Cops  (chorus)  "Hey little girl I don't know what you're thinking.  You could be arrested for littering or drinking  So pick up that bottle you threw on my lot  I wouldn't want a little girl to end up shot."  Camp out at Dunkin' Donuts, patrol the store.  I'm not gonna go to dunkin' donuts anoymore  If your injured they'll take you to the doc.  They're just ambulance drivers disguised as cops.  (chorus)