Reality's a dream   A game in which I seem   To never find out just what I am   I don't know if I'm an actor or ham   A shamen or sham   But if you don't mind   I don't mind      I'm lost without a clue   So how can I undo   The tangle of these webs I keep weaving   I don't know if I should be believing   Deceptive perceiving   But if you don't mind   I don't mind      I used to bet that you didn't care   But gambling never got me anywhere   Each time I used to feel so sure   Something about you made me doubt you more      How can you convince me   When everything I see   Just makes me feel you're putting me down   And if it's true this pathetic clown'll   Keep hanging around   That's if you don't mind   I don't mind      I used to bet that you didn't care   But gambling never got me anywhere   Each time I used to be so sure   Something about you made me doubt you more      I even think you hate me when you call me on the phone   And sometimes when we go out I wish I'd stayed at home   And when I'm dreaming or just lying in my bed   I think you've got it in for me   Is it all in my head is it in my head      How can you convince me   When everything I see   Just makes me feel you're putting me down   And if it's true this pathetic clown'll   Keep hanging around   That's if you don't mind   I don't mind   I don't mind