Candlewax poured in a mold   And it's harder than gingerbread houses   While we all play Candyland      Weebles are wobbling   And Stretch Armstrong stretching   And Raggedy Andy holds hands with   Raggedy Ann      Sounds unreal   Some people do anything to feel   Ah, anything at all now      Life is such a difficult game      React, react   Sometimes meltdown   Sometimes people walk alone   With wings on      Candlewax poured in a mold   And it's harder than gingerbread houses   While we all play Candyland      Weebles are wobbling   And Stretch Armstrong stretching   And Raggedy Andy holds hands with   Raggedy Ann