The sun causes cancer and lust causes sin   fashion causes people to fail to fit in   sex causes babies and sleep causes dreams   and chicks cause confusion and low self esteem      Six causes seven and life causes death   smoke causes asthma and shortness of breath   air causes bubbles and leaders cause war   and the truth about after is it causes before      I feel so confused, I guess everybody does   There isn't any reason, it's all just because      Race causes hate, burgers cause fries   a million dead Iraqis causes national pride   bureaucrats cause poverty and clams cause pearls   and humans cause extinction in the animal world      Beauty causes envy, money causes greed   nature causes everyone to want what they don't need   deforestation causes deserts to occur   and vanity causes the murder of small endangered animals   so you can wear their fur      We all should try to change it, nobody does   There isn't any reason, it's all just because      Schools cause education, and children cause us joy   history causes knowledge than none of us employ   our culture causes apathy and vineyards cause grapes   the lack of contraception causes people to be late      We all could make a difference, nobody does   There isn't any reason, it's all just because      We all should try to change it, Stu never does   There isn't any reason, it's all just because