Me and my friends went to Dixieland,   We drove a big RV   With a cabinet full of mushrooms   And a cooler full of beer   It was springtime in the mountains   When we headed out of town   The peaks were white, the sky was blue   And the sun was beatin’ down   We were rolling down the highway   Just having a little fun   You sure can drink a lot of beer    Underneath that Texas sun   So, I pulled into a liquor store   That’s where the trouble all began   ‘Cause I ran into their awning   and had a run-in with the man      Chorus:   Get me out of this small time Texas town   ‘Cause I don’t want to be stuck in jail   when the sun goes down   You can’t bust me, ‘cause you don’t know what you found.      Well I tried to talk to the girl inside   I even offered her some cash   But she wouldn’t listen she was callin’ the cops   Because her gutter had been smashed   Next thing I knew when I walked outside   There were police all around   Askin’ who was the driver of the vehicle?   Can I see your license? Whatca doin’ in our town?      Chorus      We were sitting on the steps of the liquor store    Trying not to look too scared   The cops were searching the RV and I was   Thinking sometimes life just isn’t fair   They opened up that cabinet   And they found our little stash   But they didn’t know what it was and let us go   Minus eighty bucks in cash.       Chorus