If I learned to sing I would in a telephone booth   Urine, junk and chewing gum looking down on my street   I'm cracking up, I'm happy you noticed   I wrote a song for all of us I forgot how it feels   I am a weird superman   I could not fly but on alcohol I can leap tall buildings   I'm indestructible yeah you could try but I'm weird superman   I have been called, I'm giving up, I'm going under   She said "I really love your early stuff"   Wait here for the sequel I'm throwing up, I'm happy you noticed   Erode asong for all of us, I forgot how it feels   I am a weird superman   I could not fly but on alcohol I can leap tall buildings   I'm indestructible yeah you could try but I'm weird superman   I have been called   You won't find out, you won't find out anyway   You find out because I'm using my X-ray   I see through you, you see through me   But that's OK, maybe   I am a weird superman   I could not fly but on alcohol I can leap tall buildings   I'm indestructible yeah you could try but I'm weird superman   I have been called, I have been called