"Hey!" said the Devil   When I met her at the roundabout   She's got powers magnetic   Devours you of everything you've got      She's a golden retriever   Retrieves your oldest coin   Leads you blindly down every dark alley   And then she'll cream you dry      Wow!      "Stop!" said the puppy   When I met him at the zebra cross   Said "you'll need protection from every direction   But she'll get you anyhow"      Coz she's a golden retriever   Retrieves your oldest coin   Leads you blindly down every dark alley   And then she'll cream you dry      Wow!      She's a golden retriever      Golden retriever (x7)      (Golden retriever) (x4)