A Long distance directory assistance, area code 212   Say hey, A and R this is mister rhythm and blues   He said hello, and put me on hold   To say the least the cat was cold   He said, don't call us child we'll call you      I said, you got my number   He said yeah, I got it when you walked in the door   Don't call us, we'll call you   Don't call us, we'll call you      I got your name from a friend of a friend   who said he used to work with you   Remember the all night creature from stereo ninety two   Yeah I said could you relate to our quarter track tape   You know the band performs in the nude   He said uh huh don't call us child we'll call you      Listen kid you paid for the call   You ain't bad but we've heard it all before   And it sounds like John, Paul and George      Any way, we cut a hit and we toured a bit   with a song he said he couldn't use   And now he calls and begs and crawls   It's telephone deja vu   We got percentage points and lousy joints   And all the glitter we can use, Mama   So, uh huh, don't call us now, we'll call you      Listen kid you paid for the call   You ain't bad but I've heard it all before   Don't call us, we'll call you   Don't call us   Don't call us, we'll call you