Finally the car is packed   We're on our way   Down to the south east coast   On our holiday      The kids are rowing in the back    About who's coat flew off the roof rack   We're on our way   We're off on holiday      Hey hey   We're off on holiday   Hey hey      Some seek enlightenment   On the hippy trail   The Great Wall of China   The Head of Kinsale      I'm just as happy with a pot of tea   In a rotten little beach hut by the sea   We're on our way   We're off on holiday      Hey Hey   We're off on holiday   Hey Hey      Now we're away   We're not coming back   Stick your bills and phone calls   And give me the sack   We're on our way      It's only a small place   It's often cold and grey   The beach is made of pebbles   Not many people come this way      But when the temperature's climbing   And the sun is shining   We're on our way   We're off on holiday      Hey Hey   We're off on holiday   Hey Hey   We're off on holiday      We're on our way   Hey Hey   We're off on holiday   Hey Hey   Now look today      Hey Hey   Hey Hey      Holiday   Holiday   Holiday   Holiday   Holiday   Holiday