Can you recall that little boy with blood-red hair   He'd kick your chair, he'd twist your arm, he didn't care   Did you ever wonder what became of Billy-Boy?   Wonderboy, the teacher's pet   Come in Billy, take a seat   Let's hear about the fun you had   This is your life   This is your life   Shake Billy's hand, kiss Billy's wife   This is your life   Remember George, who took it all against the wall?   As George the Frisbee, George the Ball?   He'd whistle as he'd fly   And you'd stand by and cheer the guys on   How's your karma?   Did you ever wonder what became of Rubber George?   This is your life   This is your life   Shake Georgie's hand, but watch his knife   This is your life   Remember Joan, you met her on the phone   That night alone you felt frustrated   Joan, the she-wolf in the shower   Always in the shower   Did you ever wonder what became of Joan the Moan?   This is your life   This is your life   Shake Joanie's gland, kiss her wife   This is your life   And it's over