Love was the former owner   But quiet is renting our house   It ceases my lips from speaking   But forms a sarcastic smile   Suspense now raised one of your eyebrows   You ask if there's someone else   I replied, "Yes. Hell, yes."      You ask me if it's another man   I say, "No."   You laugh and say, "Is it a woman?"   I say, "Yes."   Surprisingly you ask me for honey's name      And her name is me   And she loves more than you'll ever know   And I finally see that loving you and loving me   Just don't seem to work at all   So patiently she's waiting on me   To tell you that she needs love   And to choose between you two   Boy, you know if I have to choose   I choose me      And she told me to tell you   Never to hurt me again   Cause if you haven't heard she's a bad chick   Even though I haven't been   Yet and still you try to test me   By raising an angry hand   Put it down (uh uh) put it down      I'm leaving, don't try and stop me (no)   I'm late and she is waiting (yes)   My love for me is too much so I can't stay      And her name is me   And she loves me more than you'll ever know   And I finally see that loving you and loving me   Just don't seem to work at all   So patiently she's waiting on me   To tell you that she needs love   And to choose between you two   Boy, you know if I have to choose   I choose      Cause she's actually forming a threesome   And I'm happy that I can join them   And their names are me, myself, and I      And her name is me   And she loves me more than you'll ever know   I finally see that loving you and loving me   Just don't seem to work at all   So patiently she's waiting on me   To tell you that she needs love   And to choose between you two   Boy, you know if I have to choose   I choose me   She's waiting on me to tell you that she needs love   Gotta choose between the two   And you know if I have to choose   I choose me   I gotta go with me