The Road Lyrics by Tenacious D

The road is fuckin’ hard,
The road is fuckin’ tough-ah,
There’s no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
It’s the fuckin’ road my friend
But it’s the only road I know.
When I’m lunchin’ on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

The road is fuckin’ hard,
It’s also really fuckin’ tough,
There’s no question that
It don’t take no guff.
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But it’s the only fuckin’ road I know,
When I’m snackin’ on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

I met a tasty baby in Michigan.
We screwed two times then I left.
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.
Why can’t I stay in one place
For more than two days.
Why?!
Because I’m talkin’ about the road. (5X)
Road!

The road is fuckin’ hard, The road is fuckin’ tough-ah, There’s no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It’s the fuckin’ road my friend But it’s the only road I know. When I’m lunchin’ on a tasty boosh Right after the show. You g-go go go! The road is fuckin’ hard, It’s also really fuckin’ tough, There’s no question that It don’t take no guff. The road is a be-a-itch my friend But it’s the only fuckin’ road I know, When I’m snackin’ on a tasty boosh Right after the show. You g-go go go! I met a tasty baby in Michigan. We screwed two times then I left. Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan. Why can’t I stay in one place For more than two days. Why?! Because I’m talkin’ about the road. (5X) Road!