Late at night and I can't sleep again   So I watch the tube to find a remedy   And I go through this every single day   I don't know what I should do   But I'm telling you (this much is true)   All this merchandising needs to simply go away   I feel used, so abused   I'm kinda confused   I'm not amused   Money back guarantee   Try it now and you'll see   That this is the best product of its kind   Insomnia is killing me   And I just need to get some sleep   It doesn't work, it doesn't work   No matter how hard I'm trying (I won't buy)   Search the tube to find some peace    But rest seems slightly out of reach   I note that you're all selling things   But I'm not buying Carlton Sheets    And Don Lapre got rich off all of my money   And all the money that I've made I squandered it away