Debbie was a lesbian yesterday    Woe, oh, oh, ay, ay    Fighting all the way her mother’s hair to gray    And the clock strikes S-E-X with the girlfriend next    We can watch from our window like a sick insect    I get chills through my spine when I see her in over time       Debbie went to Broadway yesterday    Woe, oh, oh, ay, ay    Twisting every boy toys neck all day    Like a pinprick right through the heart they have no chance    Like a freak and a robber wanting cheap romance    He wore black round the eyes just to scare all the normal guys       Debbie’s changing faces everyday until she noticed me    With an infectious kiss of jealousy    She’s making eyes at me       Debbie was a lesbian yesterday    Woe, oh, oh, ay, ay    Changing with the times this phase won’t stay    And the clock strikes Y-E-S with complete distress    Though we’d love to leave now but she’s my sick princess    I can tell she’s the one    I never thought depression so much fun       Debbie’s changing faces everyday until she noticed me    With an infectious kiss of jealousy    She’s making eyes at me       Debbie was a lesbian yesterday    Woe, oh, oh, ay, ay    Fighting all the way her mother’s hair to gray    And the clock strikes S-E-X with the girlfriend next    We can watch from our window like a sick insect    I get chills through my spine when I see her in over time       Debbie’s changing faces everyday until she noticed me    With an infectious kiss of jealousy    She’s making eyes at me    Debbie’s changing faces everyday until she noticed me    With an infectious kiss of jealousy    She’s making eyes at me