there were four of us   one of us was the landlord   there were, we were on a drinking spree   I had eaten my take-away   I washed my landlord, he was covered in gravy   the others were amazed how dirty he was   how I was, but I said,   he never took a bath,   he never takes a bath,   so why, why don't we just shoot him?      why don't you shoot him?   why don't you shoot him?   why don't you shoot him?   why don't you just shoot him?      I said that's no polite manner to behave in   or something like that,    I was too drunk to remember       I said, he can't survive the cold water   he'll die! he'll die!   they said no way, José!   I said, my name ain't José   he said yes it is   but I think he was already dead   he suffered a stroke in the bath   so why don't you shoot him?   why don't you shoot him?      why don't you shoot him?   why don't you shoot him?   why don't you shoot him?   why don't you just shoot him?      I said oh no   and he was so dirty   but why give him a bath?   why don't you just give him a bullet      why don't you shoot him?   why don't you shoot him?   why don't you shoot him?      in the head?