I stayed out late last night   Why am I such a fool?   My alarm did not go off   Now I’m late for school   I sneak slowly into class with professional agility,   “Yer not saved by the bell,” yells Mr. Peabody      Some people think that I should do my best,   Why should I when I just flunked my last test   Just Say No   To Popular Demand   Cuz everyone you know is workin’ for the man   Just Say No   To Popular Demand   Walk when they say run, and sit when they say stand      The faculty is all against me   The Government is too   Ferris Bueler you’re my hero   You’d know what to do   Live each day as if it was your last, that was always my philosphy   No! Try harder than the rest, that’s what they yell at me