Jaret: "What are you doin'?   Jaret: You've fallen apart in the last 20 seconds."   Gary: "Oops....I just was...."      She slams the front door   Cause she knows that I can't stand it   Gives me the finger   Cause she knows I'm wrapped around it   She calls me sweetheart   Cause she knows it makes me weak   She stepped in dog poo   And I'm still kissing her feet      Can you believe how this girl treats me like a king?   She took more than she gave to me   I gave my love, I got an STD   If she comes home, I hope that she'll marry me   I wanna tell her that it's over now   Hey look I'm arguing with myself   I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health   Now I'm scaring myself      The rollercoaster makes me sick   And she knows it   That's why she always insists that I go on it   She told her friends that I need therapy, yea   I need a self-help group or a lobotomy      Can you believe how this girl treats me like a king?   She took more than she gave to me   I gave my love, I got an STD   If she comes home, I hope that she'll marry me   I wanna tell her that it's over now   Hey look I'm arguing with myself   I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health   Now I'm scaring myself      I'm wakin' up   Gettin' out   Wakin' up   Gettin' out   I'm wakin' up   Gettin' out   I wanna tell her that it's over now   Hey look I'm arguing with myself   I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health      She took more than she gave to me   I gave my love, I got an STD   If she comes home, I hope that she'll marry me   I wanna tell her that it's over now   Hey look I'm arguing with myself   I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health   And now I'm really scaring myself