She said, she needed a break    A little time to think    But then she went to Cleveland    With some guy named Leeland    That she met at the bank       There's nothing wrong with Ohio    Except the snow and the rain    I really like Drew Carey    And I'd love to see the Rock n' Rock Hall of Fame       So when you're done doing whatever    And when you're through doing whoever    You know, Denton County will be right here waiting for you      Come back to Texas    It's just not the same since you went away    Before you lose your accent    And forget all about the Lonestar State    There's a seat for you at the rodeo    And I've got every slow dance saved    Besides, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway       I think I made a mistake    It's not that easy to take    She went to make a deposit    Then she cleaned out her closet    Guess I'll sit here and wait       For her to come back home (I wish you'd come back home)    It shouldn't take very long (so long, so long)    I bet she misses the sunrise    And Mrs. Baird fruit pies, but I could be wrong       So when you're done doing whatever    And when you're through doing whoever    You know, Denton County will be right here waiting for you      Come back to Texas    It's just not the same since you went away    I bet you missed your exit    And drove right on through the Lonestar State    There's a seat for you at the rodeo    And I've got every slow dance saved    Besides, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway       Troy Aikman wants you back    Willie Nelson wants you back    NASA wants you back    And the Bush Twins want you back    Pantera wants you back    And Bluebell wants you back       I got a premonition    I'm taking a petition    And the whole state's gonna sign       Come back to Texas    It's just not the same since you went away    Before you lose your accent    And forget all about the Lonestar State    There's a seat for you at the rodeo    And I've got every slow dance saved       Come back to Texas    It's just not the same since you went away    Before you lose your accent    And forget all about the Lonestar State    There's a seat for you at the rodeo    And I've got every slow dance saved    Besides, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway    Besides, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway    Besides, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway