You call this an adventure   And I call it a joke   Just where's this hidden treasure?   Because I want to go home   Wait just a second now   What is this that I just found?   I've scored a map, I've got my compass   And my handheld stereo   Now I know where to go   I've searched north and west and east and south    And up and down and even underground   I'm making headway   I'm almost out of trouble   I think I see some light   At the end of the tunnel   I've found a map, I've got my compass   And my handheld stereo   Now I know where to go   As long as I don't run out of hearts   And my torch maintains its glow   I've outsmarted the Nintendo