Is it a matter of opinion?   Or just a contradiction?   But from where I come from   Blondes have more fun   Well just watch them sisters on a Saturday night   Peroxide causin' all the fights   Oh yeah, oh yeah      I took a rose in Texas   She gimme plenty of practice   But I couldn't touch the surface   'Cause of a recent facelift   She had no idea what love's about   Except the one o'clock call on the casting couch   Oh yeah, oh yeah      You can keep your black and your red heads   You can keep your brunettes too   I wanna girl that's semi intelligent   Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy   And that ain't all   No that ain't all, yeah      I had a crush on Bardot   Fell in love with Monroe   Read about 'em in the Nationals   All the juicy little scandals   But I never saw 'em dancin' at the county hall   With the short fat guy's prematurely bald   Oh no, no, no, no, no      You can keep your black and your red heads   You can keep your brunettes too   Don't want a subservient woman   Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy   And that ain't all, wow