Oh Mr. Beaton what shall I do?   They want my picture taken, so they send me round to you      Give us a smile and adjust to me   Another little butterfly stuck on the bling      The camera loves me    And you can't take your eyes off me   The camera loves me ooh ooh   The camera loves me   And you can't take your eyes off me   The camera loves me      Another gin and tonic and I'm yours for sure   They never took my phototgraph like this before!      My single lens reflex is a little bit slow   I'll put another film and we'll give it a go      The camera loves me    And you can't take your eyes off me   The camera loves me ooh ooh   The camera loves me   And you can't take your eyes off me   The camera loves me      The camera never lies, but people do.   The camera loves me, yes it's true   But behind the camera    Behind the camera   There's you.      Goodness gracious!   Tell me who's to blame.   It really must be my fault for being so vain.      Now the session's over and it's time to go   Am I just another shot in your portfolio?      The camera loves me    And you can't take your eyes off me   The camera loves me ooh ooh   The camera loves me   And you can't take your eyes off me   The camera loves me      The camera never lies, but people do.   The camera loves me, yes it's true   But behind the camera    Behind the camera   There's you.