youve heard my introduction   about a thousand times in a thousand rhymes   but now cat5 on the block supplying this beat   that new age hax0r leet   its that nerd stuff   you know how i word stuff   just a little bit of scrabble style   and if im not winning with the triple word scores   and my seven letter bonus i dont wanna hear more   haters on hiphop boards and metafilter   talking shit about ya boy like i aint built ta   last or be up in this rap game driven by   bling and bentley balling lets sing   stc we are the greatest   ytcracker lets hear some of your latest   the nerd rap king since 98   all you bitches bow down or meet your fate      now you know this beat by silent john   gon be some science fiction shit   and all you lesser mammals know   that i bump this in my new spaceship   im a tri lam alumus   fraternity for eternity westside check your compass   i got an army of fans coast to coast   planet to planet the galaxial spamtec bandit   if your xwing is damaged and you need to land it   ima tell you stay away from the tatooine sand pit   but enough about star wars   or star trek   quantum leap   or the world of warcraft   everybody is an addict to the phat shit   that i keep dropping and i aint stopping   even if you cant follow along to a spam song   you can bob your head and get your groove on      i can use a slide rule   im old school   my protractor doesnt get much action   cuz i know all the angles and im relaxing   just another rapper half anglo saxon   can i get a spammer - no quit asking   im lawful good and im outta that faction   just another geek with a sense of fashion   still wearing ecko with the reebok traction   ladies love me like james and im macking   cuz i got what other dudes they be lacking   look in my pants and youll see im packing   a mini me trying to do a little ytcracking   sir issac newton says that every action   requires an opposite reaction   these are my credentials so read the facts son   the biggest hacker since steven jackson