I watch it down the drain   I watch it down the drain      and if your lonely I could come for you   my eyes make up different ways, but thats all they do      I watch it down the drain   I watch it down the drain      I've got the whole thing in my line of sight   poor boy can't get it up on his wedding night   and he don't believe it but he tries and tries to beat his brain      I want to succeed in this life   I want to succeed in this life      oh baby you'll never take me back   let's thank the friends that know exactly how to act   and don't wait      I'm pissing down the drain   I'm pissing down the drain      oh baby these writings are a chore   let's thank the people that we thanked before   it's what I'm thinking they're the best for anymore      you'll never succeed in this life   you'll never succeed in this life   let's have a gathering on the fields outside   let's thank the friends that helped us have a better time   all the while      you'll never succeed at this life   you'll never succeed at this life   let's have a gathering on the fields outside   let's thank the friends that helped us have a better time   all the while