When you're driving down the highway at night   And you're feelin' that wild turkey's bite   Don't give Johnny Walker a ride   Cause Jack Black is right by your side   You might get taken to the jailhouse and find   You've been arrested for driving while blind      Now just the other night with nothin' to do   We broke a case of proof 102   And started itchin' for that wonderful feel   Of rollin' in an automobile   You could say we was out of our mind   And let me tell you we were flyin' while blind      Then they had us up against the wall    Hey it's only blood grain alcohol   And there ain't no cause for alarm   We ain't out to do nobody no harm   How could anyone be so unkind   To arrest a man for drivin' while blind