Thank God for how I'm learning how to live   That's the ticket   That's the way of the world   That's the spirit      2 x 4   2 x 4   2 x 4   2 x 4   I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4      Johnny Rotten hit me upside the head with a billy club   He also knocked me to the ground   He also shot me with his BB gun      2 x 4   2 x 4   2 x 4   2 x 4   I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4      The electric eel shocked the hell out of me   He also blew me out of the water   He did, thanks to his ass      2 x 4   2 x 4   2 x 4   2 x 4   I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4      Pontiac, we build excitement