Its a dirtydirtydirty song  Write it down, wont take you long  A priceless little monologue  With priceless little dialogue  I really need to see you now  Here tonight i don't know how  ..long i'll take to get it on  But girl i need to get it on  When you've had hardcore  You can't have soft-core  When you've had triple xxx  You can't have nothing else    Oh, images upon the screen  Obtuse, acute or just obscene  Sell it to the people while  The ladies sweat the boys still smile  A dirtydirtydirty song  Cant you tell the right from wrong  A dirtydirtydirty song  The fever grips me all night long    When you've had hardcore  You can't have soft-core  When you've had triple xxx  You can't have nothing else    Oh girl im sick of watching this shit from 3am till 4am each day   I can't believe the evil scenes that have become our evil ways   Now don't you touch the humble TV we're staying in and it's staying on   Oh see these girls just sweet 16 but they fuck like they're 21    When you've had hardcore  You can't have soft-core  When you've had triple xxx  You can't have oh  Nothing else