Jeremy bender was a man of leisure, took his pleasure in the evening sun  Laid him down in a bed of roses, finally decided to become a nun.    Talk with the sister, spoke in a whisper, threatened to fist her if she  Didn't come clean  Jumped on the mother just like a brother asked one another if the other is  A queen.    Diggin' the sister she was a mister shouldn't have kissed her, but he  Couldn't say no  Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her, so he picked up his suit-case and  Decided to go.    these lyrics are submitted by burkul