They say when you are young   It's a shame you don't know   But I remember laughing   Wherever I go    A flirt or a flame or a friend or a fight   Can't come home now Mom   Cause anything might happen tonight    Now the nights on fire   I've got a beer and a smoke   Your gut hurts from laughing at some dirty joke   That you really shouldn't tell cause you know it ain't rightG    But you can't help but feelin    Like anything might happen tonight    With a kiss and a whisper in the backseat of a car   Collecting young girls just like fireflies in a jar   But the glass is all empty their wings took flight   So fill er up good Joe cause anything might happen tonight   Now there's beer on my breath as I lean to your ear   I try not to yell but you can't hardly hear   If we close our eyes try with all of our might    Can you remember that feeling   Like anything might happen tonight   Now who is that girl with the red dress on   She makes me remember back when I was young    And I'd give anything for just a little more moonlight   Can't come home now Mom   Cause anything might happen tonight   Oh tonight