Well we were born within one hour of each other  Our mothers said we could be sister and brother  Your name is Deborah. Deborah. It never suited ya  And they said that when we grew up, we'd get married and never split up  We never did it although often I thought of it  Oh Deborah, do you recall  Your house was very small with wood chip on the wall  When I came around to call you didn't notice me at all  I said let's all meet up in the year 2000  Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown  Be there at 2 o'clock by the fountain down the road  I never knew that you'd get married  I would be living down here on my own  On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago    You were the first girl at school to get breasts  Martyn said that yours were the best  The boys all loved you but I was a mess  I had to watch them trying to get you undressed  We were friends but that was as far as it went  I used to walk you home sometimes but it meant  Nothing to you, cause you were so popular    Ah Deborah, do you recall  Your house was very small with woodchip on the wall  When I came around to call you didn't notice me at all  I said let's all meet up in the year 2000  Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown  Be there at 2 o'clock by the fountain down the road  I never knew that you'd get married  I would be living down here on my own  On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago    Oh yeah, oh yeah    Oh what are you doing Sunday baby  Would you like to come and meet me maybe you can even bring your baby  Ohhh ooh ooh. Ooh ooh ooh ooh  What are you doing Sunday baby  Would you like to come and meet me maybe you can even bring your baby  Ooh ooh oh. Ooh ooh ooh ooh. Ooh ooh ooh ooh. Oh.